An optimist, a pessimist and Glenn Beck walked into a bar. They saw a half filled glass sitting on the counter. The optimist saw the glass as half full. The pessimist saw the glass as half empty. Glenn Beck saw a conspiracy in which the glass, gravity and the international jihadist movement were keeping the water from being free.
I thought of that in the shower this morning after I had rinsed off. The problem with thinking about Glenn Beck after the rinse is that you need to soap up again to get clean.
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